2002-09-17 3:33 p.m. nothing much today

I had a good weekend, I met a nice boy. Details on him later, maybe. I barely got through my American Lit class today. When I got to the MU I fell down on a couch and went directly to sleep. College has trained me to be an expert in falling asleep in public, and anyway I was tired of hearing the girl next to me telling the story of her friend, who got some roofies in her drink and found herself pregnant a month later. I have a cramp in my neck now, but at least I am no longer a zombie. I get home tonight at nine and then I have to clean the house. I haven't seen my uncle Bob in nine years and now he's coming for a visit with his wife and their baby. I am torn between making a Key Lime pie and a chocolate cake. I think they're Mennonites and I'm worried about offending them on accident. Is Key Lime offensive?

This weekend, the girl who gave me that nice discount on my textbooks unknowingly drank some water laced with vicodin, percocet, oxycontin and rohypnol. She doesn't recall the rest of her evening and only knows the drug combination because she went directly to the hospital in the morning to be tested for them. Isn't that terrible? In water. She did mention that the water tasted a little funny, but all of the water in this town has an edge to it. I don't know, it doesn't make me particularly nervous personally because I'm always very careful about that sort of thing, but just thinking about the fraternities on campus. How this happens at all is baffling. It just strikes me as evil, and I don't like thinking that those rich college boy snots would have that kind of power. And how could you have sex with someone wacked out on rohypnol? It's evil, and people who do that are evil people. Let's talk about something else.